Listening to some of The Police’s greatest hits
everyone: STING NO
sting: SING YES
How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.
How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”
Sooooo Once Upon a Time has basically become blatant disney fanfiction
AND I LOVE IT
watching downton abbey
me: MARY NO
mary: MARY YES
If you don’t like Elizabeth Swann you’re wrong.
Keira Knightley was 17 there
Yup Keira was 16/17 for the filming of the first Pirates movie and here I am at 20, and all I’ve done today is study chemistry, eat cookies and cry a lot.
i stopped loving her when shE BURNT THE FREAKING RUM
I didn’t realize Captain Jack Sparrow had a tumblr