feministcaptainkirk:

adamantiummithrilalloy:

socialisme:

witchville:

vaginapowersactivate:

theprophetofboxes:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Super Cold Hot Dog

miss black man in america

the incontinent cop who gets away with murder. wonderful 

holyshit im laughing so hard right nowit is i, the victim of capitalism

They call me the victim of capitalism

They Call Me The Hardworkin’ Immigrant. (Which I believe was a working title Siegel and Shuster used for Superman)

Oh my god I don’t usually do these, but apparently I’m Super Functional Alcoholic. Wow.

feministcaptainkirk:

adamantiummithrilalloy:

socialisme:

witchville:

vaginapowersactivate:

theprophetofboxes:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Super Cold Hot Dog

miss black man in america

the incontinent cop who gets away with murder. wonderful 

holyshit im laughing so hard right now
it is i, the victim of capitalism

They call me the victim of capitalism

They Call Me The Hardworkin’ Immigrant. (Which I believe was a working title Siegel and Shuster used for Superman)

Oh my god I don’t usually do these, but apparently I’m Super Functional Alcoholic. Wow.

via  feministcaptainkirk  (originally  harryfloorcorn)
8 hours ago on 31 July 2014 ~ 8:54pm 32,182 notes
simplypotterheads:

Oh
my
god.
via  mostly10  (originally  simplypotterheads)
14 hours ago on 31 July 2014 ~ 3:01pm 60,361 notes

So I’m sure everyone knows that in the french translation of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Tom Riddle’s name had to be changed so that they could do the anagram - Je suis Voldemort rearranges into “Tom Elvis Jedusor”. But according to this wikipedia article, there are some other fantastic solutions translators found to include the anagram:

Greek: Anton Marvolo Hurt (Άντον Μαρβόλο Χέρτ -> “Άρχον Βόλντεμορτ”)

Icelandic: Trevor Delgome -> (Ég)Eg er Voldemort

Dutch: Marten Asmodom Vilijn -> Mijn naam is Voldemort

Swedish: Tom Gus Mervolo Dolder -> Ego sum Lord Voldemort (latin)

Slovenian: Mark Neelstein -> Lord Mrlakenstein (?????)

ah yes, the young Lord Voldemort… Mark Neelstein.

1 day ago on 30 July 2014 ~ 8:41pm 14 notes

ozymandias271:

has anyone in the Harry Potter universe looked into name-based divination

I’m just saying we have Dogstar Black the black dog, Wolf Moon the werewolf, Wolf Grey the other werewolf, Dragon Evil the evil dude in the snake-themed house and his parents Satan Evil and Self-Obsessed Evil, Lunatic and her father Lover-of-the-Strange the conspiracy theorists…

via  howdoyoudoi  (originally  ozymandias271)
1 day ago on 30 July 2014 ~ 6:13pm 2,222 notes

piranhapunk:

thehansoloist:

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

ahhh how majestic

via  mybygonevexations  (originally  thehansoloist)
1 day ago on 30 July 2014 ~ 6:00pm 71,781 notes
Commander Vimes didn’t like the phrase ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’, believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’.
~ Terry Pratchett (via beornwulf)
via  captainofalltheships  (originally  theredkite)
1 day ago on 30 July 2014 ~ 5:48pm 5,037 notes
allthingseurope:

Château de la Mothe-Chandeniers, France (by maite_rico)

allthingseurope:

Château de la Mothe-Chandeniers, France (by maite_rico)

via  allthingseurope  (originally  allthingseurope)
1 day ago on 30 July 2014 ~ 3:01pm 4,873 notes

The nice thing about headcannons is that it’s really easy to get other people to believe in them. [xkcd]

The nice thing about headcannons is that it’s really easy to get other people to believe in them. [xkcd]

1 day ago on 30 July 2014 ~ 7:10am 20 notes
  • Aztec priest: nice nice, so you a virgin?
via  iamthewhitegirl  (originally  hentaiologist)
2 days ago on 29 July 2014 ~ 11:36pm 4,408 notes

chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

via  iamthewhitegirl  (originally  chidoree)
2 days ago on 29 July 2014 ~ 7:24pm 249,731 notes

hurricanebritta:

Favourite character meme

One characterAbed Nadir, Community

via  communitythings  (originally  autisticbritta)
2 days ago on 29 July 2014 ~ 3:01pm 1,600 notes

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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3 days ago on 28 July 2014 ~ 8:00pm 386,928 notes